The Smokehouse – Vintage quirky and mighty delicious

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The Smokehouse – Vintage quirky and mighty delicious

I love to travel. Take me to any exotic place and I will not fear to venture out on my own. There is nothing more exhilarating than to get lost in a city and discovering its many hidden treasures without the aid of a travel book or map.

Pizzaboy and I have not been able to travel as much as we use to since we decided to settle down and buy a home. All our savings are now being banked up in a volt for when we find the right place. Isn’t it odd that we must save money to borrow money?

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We have had to give up on a lot of things in pursuit of the homeownership dream, but we are not able to sacrifice the luxury of eating out. The discovery of The Smokehouse had left me with the same joyful feeling as when I travel without a safety net.

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When entering the premises I could not help but feel like I had stepped into a place that was a cross between Gilligans Island, a pre-loved vintage shop, fish’n’chip shop, french cottage and a fancy restaurant. Its mismatched furniture and various other random elements left me scratching my head but with a tingling in my fingers. I wanted to start snapping away with my camera like an overly excited tourist.

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I did my best to not appear like a member of the paparazzi and made my way around the room quietly. I notice that I am being watched by the only waiter not in uniform. I assume that he is the floor manager and I timidly sit back down at the table as he makes his way towards me. I am expecting to be reprimanded, but instead I was greeted with this.

“Hello! You must be careful when taking pictures in here. The staff have a bad habit of jumping out and pulling funny faces. I just thought I should warn you, so you don’t get a fright!”

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We almost fall off our seats in laughter upon receiving this warning. His humour is in keeping with the tongue in cheek decor. Pizzaboy and I relax and soak in the atmosphere.

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The menu is handed to us on a wooden clipboard. The first page is the main menu, the second page is the specials menu of non-smoked items and the third page is a wine list.

I learn that they smoke their own seafood in a smokehouse purposely built out the back. They use Aged South Coast Hardwood that lends a particular signature flavour to their dishes.

We decide to order the Tasting Plate for Two as an entree. We wanted a birds eye view of what they had to offer since it was our first visit.

Smoked Salmon Tartlets are heavily smoked and enchantingly tasty. The light and creamy smoked salmon mousse is perfectly cupped in crispy thin pastry. I secretly wish the little tartlet was a giant tart.

Gravlax cured in beetroot and vodka takes on a bright orange-pink tone and is pleasantly salty. The waiter explains that it is made in-house and cured for 48 hours.

Smoked Cod Fritters are almost like croquette balls. They are crispy on the outside and soft and floury on the inside. The flavour of the smoked cod is very subtle.

Smoked Salmon on Toast is generously sized in comparison to the other morsels. The fish is heavily smoked and does not really need the toast bed to accompany it.

Garlic Prawn Wonton is deep fried and wrapped like a tortellini. The flavour of the prawns is overpowered by the hoisin-like sauce and crispy pastry.

Smoked Trout wrapped in Nori on Sesame Seed Sticky Rice is surprisingly tasty. This is a crafty representation of sushi.

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Smoked Ocean Trout Fillet with dill on a warm vegetable salad $26

This delectable dish is the perfect example of smoked seafood at The Smokehouse. The fillet is strongly smoked but does not overpower the original flavour of the ocean trout. The fillets sit on a generous serving of a warm potato salad with broccoli, squash and zucchini.

I am a garnish-lover and I really like the way that they use dill. This is actually the first time that I have eaten fresh dill and it is off to a good start so far.

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Crisp skinned salmon belly slowly smoked with caramelised eschallots and creamed sweet potato $28

When the floor manager serves us the plate of salmon belly he explains that it is usually served with ordinary sweet potato. However they eyed some fresh seasonal purple sweet potato at the produce market that morning and couldn’t resist using it. Pizzaboy and I really like this mash and crave more of it.

The crispy salmon belly is only lightly smoked. The skin is lusciously crispy, as promised. It is mouthwateringly good and after just a few bites into the main meal we agree that we must visit again soon to try out other dishes on the menu.

After our satisfying mains we ask the lovely waiter for the dessert menu… and they place this in front of us with a cheeky smile.

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Pizzaboy and I can’t help but chuckle.

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I love their sense of humour!

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The cheese board is charming and delicious. The blue cheese is pungent and works beautifully with the honeycomb and lightly toasted artisan fruit bread.

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Dessert tasting plate for one $15. Top to bottom: Tapioca pudding with toffee and waffle discs, Chili vodka chocolate coated profiteroles, Cream cheese blueberry tarlet and smoked macadamia baklava

The tasting plate had four tantalising sweet thangs that we both enjoyed. The tapioca pudding is vanilla scented and the toffee shards are awesome. Pizzaboy adored the profiterole and I loved the cream cheese blueberry tartlet. The macadamia baklava was really sweet and overpowered the pastry and nuts.

After the dessert Pizzaboy visits the bathroom and tells me that I have to go and have a look. It’s my kind of bathroom. I pick up the camera and he scolds me.

“Whaddaya think your doing?”
“If it’s beautiful I am going to take a photo.”
“Don’t take your camera in there.”
“Try and stop me.”

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Oh my stars, it is my dream bathroom!

It also has fresh towels to wipe your hands. So sweet!

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Do you think it was inappropriate of me to take my camera into the bathroom?

The Smokehouse
204 Devonshire St
Surry Hills NSW 2010
Phone (02) 9699 1155
www.thesmokehouse.com.au

Smokehouse on Urbanspoon

Open Tuesday to Saturday 6pm-Late
Bookings essential

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18 Comments

  1. chocolatesuze

    this place sounds fantastic i <3 quirky places and the staff sound awesome

  2. Maria

    Oh awesome! Love the interiors, this place has some real character! That cheese board looks stunning!

  3. Rosa

    What a great place! I love the decoration, especially in the bathroom. Gorgeous food too!s

    Cheers,

    Rosa

  4. Trisha

    It is a little gem in Surry Hills! I love the quirkiness and yes the bathroom is so interesting!!! ๐Ÿ™‚

  5. Angie's Recipes

    A fascinating place to enjoy the culinary experiences with a group of friends!
    I like their dessert menu :-))

  6. tigerfish

    Is that a museum or restaurant? Fun and food combined is a good way to save money! My empathy as my hb and I, we are also trying to save some $ to buy a new home. We cannot even smell any home now but still…need to save some $….:O

  7. angie

    Oh how absolutely quirky! And reasonably priced judging by your bill! I would struggle if I ever had to give up my eating/cooking escapades in order to save money.

  8. grace

    what a fun place, and with awesomely tasty food to boot. if i can laugh while i’m eating (but not blow food out my nose), i’m a happy camper! ๐Ÿ™‚

  9. john@heneedsfood

    Smokehouse has been on my mental wishlist for quite a while now. Love the decor! I would have photographed the loo as well!

  10. YW

    sounds like a really fun place to eat !! ๐Ÿ™‚

  11. Lisa @ bakebikeblog

    what a fantastic place!!! It alll looks so wonderful – and particularly that dessert tasting platter ๐Ÿ™‚

  12. Juliana

    Wow, what an interesting place…the food look awesome…great review!

  13. mashi

    Looks fantastic, I can’t resist yummy looking dessert so I’m definitely going to try this place out.

    I’m surprised with your bill, it’s so reasonable.

  14. OohLookBel

    What a gorgeous place, and I totally get the Gilligan’s Island vibe. Friendly staff really make a difference, too, doesn’t it?

  15. Damaris

    that is one good looking bathroom. the bathrooms in American restaurants are nothing to brag about.

  16. panda

    haha i can’t believe you took your camera into the bathroom! it is a lovely bathroom though. food looks spectacular, i want to eat everything you ate!

  17. mademoiselle dรฉlicieuse

    Thanks for the review, Amy! A few friends and I were going to visit Smokehouse about a month back but ended up cancelling as a couple of us got sick. Lovely to be able to get a preview of the interior, service, food and the lovely bathroom (thankful that you did take the camera in there!).

  18. Conor @ HoldtheBeef

    omg, smoked seafood heaven with a sense of humour and interesting toilets?! Aye, I love it!

    Half expected to see the floor covered in sand ๐Ÿ™‚

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